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aliens invade earth（第3页）

Thelivebroadcastersaid:Willthealienscometotheearthincreasetheclickrate?

Investorssaid:Alienshaveconqueredtheearth，andtheywillundertakebargainhunting。

Themagiciansaid:Howtoturnaliensintoearthlings。

Afteraquarterofanhour。

Thefemaleprofessoraskedtheaudience:

If300secondslater。Donutaliensaregoingtotakeovertheearth。Whatdoyouwanttodo?

atthistime。

The45-year-oldmanraisedhishandandsaid:Iwillexchangeallmyassetswiththecryptocurrencycompanyfor"DonutCoins"。

halfanhour。

The25-year-oldwomanraisedherhandandsaid:Iwillbethefirstnakedtofendoffthedoughnutaliens。

Theboyfriendnexttohergaveherawhitelookandsaidfaintly:Canyournorthernhemisphereholdup?

（Backgroundsoundeffects:clappinghandssounded。。。）

halfanhour。

A30-year-oldmanraisedhishandandsaidenthusiastically:Iwillimmediatelyfindthewomanaroundmetolovelove。

Thewifenexttohimgavehimablanklookandsaidfaintly:Whatareyougoingtodointheremaining250seconds?

（Backgroundsoundeffects:clappinghandssounded。。。）

Thatnight。

inasharedsuite。

Thewindroared。

25-year-oldwomanwithheralienboyfriendwhoplayeddonuts。

5hoursofbattle。

Causedherboyfriendtoalmostdie。

Ontheotherside，inthebedroomof5pings。

Thetwonakedbodiesweregluedtogethertightly。

Althougha30-year-oldman'swoodenpestleplugshiswife'sO-shapedmouth。

but。

Themanalsodrankalotofhoneyjuicesquirtingfromthewaterhole。。。